The AWESOME thread.
In here, you post the AWESOME moments of your life. If your life is generally AWESOME, post the moments that are more AWESOME than usual. AWESOME stories, you might call them. Oh yeah, remember to all-caps every instance of the word AWESOME.
So, there was this time in school, some special excercise-day where teams spanning across almost all classes are made. Conveniently, i was the oldest guy, and therefore the leader of the team. Oorah. But anyways, this also meant that i had to help the midgets overcome obstacles that were too hard for them alone, that i had to lead the team (whe-hey!) and also that i had to be in the bottom of a human pyramid. Shit. Where's the AWESOME? Well, i'll tell you. In one of the challenges, we had to get as many kids over a rope that was 0.5-1 meters above the floor as possible within a set timeframe. Big deal. But then there was one of those small midgets who just stood there and was like, "How the heck am i supposed to get over there?" in his head. But being the smart guy i am, i promptly grabbed the midget and threw him over the rope. Yay, one kid over the rope! Shortly after, i figured that it was easier for me to just pick them up and place them legs first on the other side. But hey, i got to throw a little kid over a rope! Now that is AWESOME.
AWESOME stories. Tell them, folks.