Wish Granted, but you're eyes fall out of you're sockets
before you can see it

I wish Gubbin was kewl

Granted, but as you're on your way to see the new Gubbin, I come out of nowhere and shoot a dart into the sensory area of your brain, blinding you for the rest of your life.

i wish unknown would follow the rules.

Wish granted, but he says things without you knowing :O

I wish Gubbin would change his avvy

Granted, but he changes it to a picture of Michael Jackson.

I wish unknown would make a wish for me to destroy.

gtfo you compulsive liar :P

wish granted, but you are not allowed to destroy it.
I wish for world peace...mwahahahaha....

(Whups, kinda forgot thar.)

Anyways, wish granted, but I start a rebellion and take over the major trading countries, causing world war.