Well, this letter made me laugh until I pissed myself.

One of my friends, recently joined the national guard, and was taken over to iraq. His friend and his girlfriend were also in the military. His friend's girlfriend was giving his friend a blow. She was epileptic. Something happened. He had to get it sewn back on. When the major walked by, he threatened to give him a dishonorable discharge. When he got the letter for the discharge, it said:
My friend told me what happened in his letter, I died laughing.