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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey again!
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: wait, again?
You: Great thanks, you?
Stranger: doing well
Stranger: is that you david?
You: Glad to hear it, yep. =]
Stranger: I FUCKING KNEW IT!
Stranger: *THROWS POKEBALL*
You: Oh no! The pokemon broke free!
Stranger: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Stranger: you win this round david
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Also, I am now David. =P