God: [commenting on how he briefly gave Bruce two extra fingers] I did the same thing to Gandhi. He didn't eat for three weeks.
Bruce: Holy sh... cow.

B-E-A-utiful.

   Bruce: Whoa! Hold the phone! I like this one. Our weekend at the lake.
    Grace: How'd you get that? That's supposed to be in our private stash.
    Bruce: You look perky, hon. It must've been cold.
    Grace: All right, fine! Do with it what you will, I don't care!
    Bruce: I will do with it what I will. You know, I might even send this into Playboy! I hear their layouts are pretty tasteful!

All from Bruce Almighty

SPARTANS, What is your profession?

 THIS IS SPARTA!

 Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in hell!

From movie 300