I really need a good laugh. I've watched so many stupid movies lately and heard so many lame jokes it makes me sick. I want to hear something funny.

So...everyone post your funniest jokes here. The only rules are:

1. Maximum of 3 Jokes
2. No repeat jokes - if someone already said it, dont use it.
3. No knock-knock Jokes - they stopped being funny in 2nd grade
4. No Racist Jokes - some people get offended :/
5. Cursing is allowed ...

That's all! Hope to see something funny. Oh...and your motivation is 5,000 TC for the funniest joke.

This ends whenever...i dont know