Gather around kids, couse its storytiem.

[22:58] <Splinter> I talk alot eh?
[22:59] <Giantz> I like to listen.
[22:59] <Giantz>
[22:59] <Splinter> K
[22:59] <Giantz> but, ye
[22:59] <Splinter> Then let me tell you a story
[22:59] <Giantz> k
[22:59] <Splinter> Once apon a time
[23:00] <Splinter> There was a sweet unsuspicious boy named [insert generic story name here]
[23:00] <Splinter> Who got a letter that said: Meet me at 1am at the old bridge
[23:00] <Giantz> Can his name be Tom? :V
[23:00] <Splinter> unsuspecting* btw
[23:00] <Splinter> Kk whatever his name is tom
[23:01] <Giantz> happehfaec
[23:01] <Splinter> So, he went there
[23:01] <Splinter> What he didn't know
[23:01] <Splinter> Is that the man was a pedo rapist who is also a nazi
[23:01] <Splinter> And he tried to rape Tom
[23:01] <Splinter> but Tom was quick
[23:02] <Giantz> yey
[23:02] <Splinter> And was able to roundhouse kick the pedo rapist who is also a nazi in the face
[23:02] <Splinter> And the pedo rapist who is also a nazi said: Ill be back!
[23:03] <Splinter> Tom ran home
[23:03] <Splinter> At the speed of light
[23:03] <Splinter> And told his prants
[23:03] <Splinter> parents*
[23:03] <Splinter> Who did not listen
[23:03] <Splinter> Couse they were dead
[23:03] <Giantz> now wait
[23:04] <Giantz> how old is this pedo rapist
[23:04] <Splinter> What is it now?
[23:04] <Giantz> who is also a nazi
[23:04] <Splinter> We will find out later
[23:04] <Splinter> Now listen
[23:04] <Giantz> ...k
[23:04] <Splinter> He found a note on the wall that said: I have killed yo' parents rofl.
[23:05] <Splinter> Tom was shocked
[23:05] <Giantz> ITS THE RAPIST
[23:05] <Splinter> He realized that it must have been the pedo rapist who is also a nazi
[23:05] <Splinter> So he grabbed his chainsaw
[23:06] <Splinter> SRS BSNS NAO
[23:06] <Splinter> But he realized he did not have a chainsaw
[23:06] <Splinter> So he grabbed a sew
[23:06] <Splinter> seesaw*
[23:06] <Splinter> fuck
[23:06] <Giantz> saw?
[23:06] <Splinter> Anyways....
[23:07] <Splinter> He went to the bad guys home
[23:07] <Splinter> That appearantly was across the street
[23:07] <Splinter> The pedo rapist who is also a nazi who is also 98 years old said
[23:08] <Splinter> You will never get me!
[23:08] <Splinter> Then tom took out his see saw and sawed his face of
[23:08] <Splinter> But he was still alive
[23:09] <Splinter> Since he had a second face under his first face
[23:09] <Splinter> Tom said: Oh no!
[23:09] <Splinter> And the bad guy said: Oh yes!
[23:09] <Splinter> And then they both died of herpes
[23:09] <Splinter> The end!
[23:09] <Splinter>
[23:10] <Giantz> I liked the part
[23:10] <Giantz> where
[23:10] <Giantz> it ended
[23:10] <Giantz> DD
[23:10] <Splinter> I should totally do this some other time too
[23:10] <Splinter> It was fun
[23:10] <Giantz> and the herpes part, that part was good too
[23:10] <Giantz> kkk
[23:10] <Giantz> My turn
[23:11] <Splinter> k
[23:11] <Giantz> Once upon a time
[23:11] <Giantz> there was a little dandelion
[23:11] <Giantz> it just swayed with teh wind its whole life
[23:11] <Giantz> the
[23:11] <Giantz> until a mad scientist brought it to his lab one day
[23:12] <Splinter> Oh noes!
[23:12] <Giantz> he shot the dandelion with a sort of plasmic ray
[23:12] <Giantz> and it turned into a beatiful girl
[23:12] <Giantz> the mad scientist then proceded to bang teh dandelion
[23:12] <Giantz> the
[23:12] <Giantz> they had kids whose heads where dandelions and normal bodies
[23:12] <Giantz> they were teased
[23:12] <Giantz> the end
[23:13] <Splinter> That sucked
[23:13] <Splinter> Mine was totally better
[23:13] <Giantz> owait
[23:13] <Giantz> then the kids died simultaneously of herpes
[23:13] <Giantz> THE END
[23:13] <Giantz> better?
[23:13] <Splinter> Now we're talking!

Post all your wonderfully amazing stories here, oh and one thing, someone has to die of herpes.