This idea came up when, on a certain user's "my first madman" thread, someone decided to post their own first madman to boost his confidense. The general idea is good, so, let's see the gruesome skeletons in your closets, post your first madmans

Let me start out.

this is actually my second madman, but the first one that ever got saved, cuz there was some failure in the saving of my actual first one... woulda posted it if i still had it