ok.... ill pays you 1k for a pivot.
theres a guy right? hes standing there with a chick. all of the sudden a kitten walks on screen then the camera zooms in and pans across their faces(from one to the next. then we say "c'mere kitty!" and walk toward it and say "dont worry we wont .....squeeze you!" then another kitten comes in and she goes to get that one and picks it up then a huge flood of kittens rages across the screen untill its all black. then white letters come on
"shlimmy"
"then it shows a white kitten licking itself"
no deadline, if you want more than 1k ill be happy to raise the price if its too hard