Well when you watch a Tv show there's always a hysterical character that says funny things. My favorite two are from "That 70's show" One is Leo and the other is Red Forman. Who are your favorite Television characters and what are your favorite quotes from them

Leo: Leo: I saw a UFO once, man. It was awesome. It just hung in the air, then it sent me a message. Big bright yellow letters saying I was going to have a good year.
Steven Hyde: Did this, by any chance, happen at a football game?
Leo: Yeah, man! And the weird thing is, I was the only one freaking out about it, man. Wait a second, good year, no, it was a terrible year, man. Stupid aliens.

Red: Reginald "Red" Forman: [to Kelso] I am gonna kill you and mount your head on the TV. And if it helps me get better reception, it'll do more for me than you have your whole life!