I don't know how long i will be gone for but in the mean time read this conversation i had.
Conversation With Agent Mcgonagall

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Stranger: hey
You: finally someone normal
You: Hi
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good a little annoyed due to all the spammers. you?
Stranger: yeah same here. im at school right now,having lunch
You: cool phone?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: You on a phone?
Stranger: ohh, no, im not on a phone
You: Laptop?
Stranger: im on a laptop that is not my own
You: cool
Stranger: yes, it is. but i am authorized to use it
Stranger: im not stealing..hehe. im part of the cia, you see
You: Wow
Stranger: yes, be very impressed.
You: what grade you in
Stranger: i'm in no grade. im in the cia. the school of cia training
You: Wow, im a littleafraid
Stranger: what about you?
You: I am in 8th grade
Stranger: oh, no need to be afraid! im harmless
Stranger: that is very cool.
Stranger: i remember when i was in 8th grade..ah, those were the days
Stranger: before i had to become part of this secret operation
You: Wait if your in the cia why are you tellng me thatt isnt it supossed to be classified
Stranger: you are a stranger, so there is no harm in our conversation. and i am not revealing any secrets of the organization!
Stranger: You don't even know my name... or my abilities
You: Metaphoriclly speaking what if i tracked the ip of your laptop
Stranger: well, this is not my laptop, and i am no longer in the school
Stranger: are you questioning my abilities? are you afraid?
You: Well i am starting to have my doubts if your in the cia call my cell phone
Stranger: why would i call your cell phone?
Stranger: i do not know you
You: To show your abilities
Stranger: and I could reveal my whereabouts
Stranger: now you are questioning my intelligence!
You: And i an 8th grader am going to do what with your whereabouts
Stranger: reveal my whereabouts to your teachers and your parents and they will alert the government, and then the government will be after me and i will disappear to Siberia
Stranger: just like what the KGB would do
You: if your in the cia why would the government come after you
You: Are you american?
Stranger: because they would be angry at me for letting out this exclusive information
Stranger: That is not to be discussed
Stranger: ARE you?
Stranger: I mean, are YOU?
You: Yes i am an american have been for ever will be forever
Stranger: Are you proud of this fact
Stranger: ?
You: Yes I am proud to be an american
Stranger: wow, that is some strong patriotism
You: So back to topic if you are worrying about me revealing your status why tell me were you’ll go into hiding
Stranger: of course that was just a figure of speech
Stranger: you try to confuse a member of the CIA? YOU IMBECILE
You: I see
You: How old are you
Stranger: 24
You: What's your iq
Stranger: 137=
Stranger: yours?
You: last time i was tested i was in the 115-130's but that was like 3 years ago
Stranger: you never develop after you grow
You: Considering my logic and arithmetic has grown in knowledge i would imagine my iq would see a raise
Stranger: you are quite a smart one, I will talk to the government about you and maybe you'll have a chance of being recruited to my powerful and secret position. Then we can work together and have oodles and bonding.
You: Yes but how will you talk about one who you dont know
Stranger: I give ip
Stranger: you are not one to whisper to any longer
Stranger: the cia will have my head, and yours
Stranger: for talking to each other
You: What if i have a floating ip
Stranger: YOU FASCIST
You: I would imagine cia members would have more control over there temper seeing as yours just exploded
Stranger: touche you smart little eighth grader
Stranger: what kind of genetic reproduction tool do you have? I would love to know
You: Excuse me? are your asking my gender?
Stranger: YES,
You: I am male
Stranger: I knew it, I knew it all along Tom
You: Tom is not my name
Stranger: Oh, but I know
Stranger: I just wanted to throw you off
Stranger: but in reality, your name, age, location, and current activity are known and are monitered by the CIA
You: i know
Stranger: its good to be aware
Stranger: You are not as simple as a grenade
You: Not to aware i dont want to tangle with things to greater then me
Stranger: you are smart in that aspect, young tom, good for you
Stranger: you*
You: And once agian tom is not my name
Stranger: I would make mistakes, because I am too a human being of discord
Stranger: What do THEY call YOU
Stranger: ?
You: For my own saftey i will keep my last name disclosed
You: My first name is Nathaniel
Stranger: that makes sense of the utmost kind, and that is a great name, one that I knew already
Stranger: I am agent Mcgonagall
Stranger: Sorry, bud I have to go
You: wait
You: one last question
Stranger: yes?
You: Do you share a last name with a harry potter charecter
Stranger: Yes I did that on purpose
Stranger: of course all that I have told you is false information, to protect my TRUE identity
You: I figured
Stranger: good boy
Stranger: I have to go, my history 11 class is about to begin
You: Good bye i hope to talk in the future
Stranger: you too, bye ;)
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