Noob needs very basic advice
I'm confused as to what I'm supposed to do and how I do it. I can never win against the computer opponent under the fight school menu. What do you do to win? The tutorial doesn't tell you crap and the moves it teaches you are worthless against moving targets. I can kind of figure out how to flail around awkwardly, but not much else.
What is the general strategy for a match? Do you just try a series of movements and hope that the opponent doesn't do something to mess it up? Every time I try to use the tutorial moves or wiki moves, the CPU does something to mess it up, and I fall and lose. It seems like if the opponent hits you first, you don't have a chance.
TL; DR: The tutorials are extremely poor and don't explain the game well. I have no bleeding clue what I'm supposed to do.