Subject: I want to register my Dragon Age Ultimate Edition on the Bioware site to see my character and my achievements on it.

Problem #1: I can't link my Gamertag to my EA account.

Problem #2: The Bioware site doesn't accept the required code on the back of the game package.

So I thought "hey why don't I ask support?"
here is what the so called "supporter" came up with. ENJOY!

Linda: Hi, my name is Linda. How may I help you?
 2340106593: Hi Linda. i have a question regarding my registration of my Dragon Age game.
 2340106593: Every time I try to register its UPC code on that Bioware site an error shows up, saying the code isn#t valid
 2340106593: on a sidenote: I bought the game on the 3rd of january this year
 Linda: Let me check it, give me the code
 2340106593: 5030932096821
 Linda: This is not code
 Linda: why are you trying to register the code

 Linda: ?
 2340106593: Mhhh what code do they mean then. (This is the bar-code on the back of the packaging)
 2340106593: I'd like to register it, because i want to see my profile on that site, with a list of all achievements and all that comes with it.
 Linda: You will get registration code at the back of the game manual with 20 digits
 2340106593: That's what I also thought and I checked it. There is only a five-digit code for ea.onlineregister.com
 2340106593: I bought it for the Xbox360 (Sorry I mentioned it this late)
 Linda: oh
 Linda: Console don't have code and you don;t need to register
 2340106593: Oh ok.
 2340106593: I guess I'm fine now. Thank you!

WTF?! they could have sit a retarded 5 yrold girl on that "Agent-chair" and it would have helped me more!

FUCK IT!
I bought the fucking game and everything from EA around it fails so motherfucking hard!
I can't even link my friggin Xbox gamertag to my EA profile, because of some odd "EA-database error reason".

WHEN DID EA STOP BEING DECENT?! 6 YEARS AGO OR WHAT?!
GO FUCK YOURMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTASSFECESDIPPEDFACES EA!!!


WHEN DID YOU DECIDE TO EDIT YOUR EPIC POST?! 6 YEARS AGO OR WHAT?! GO FUCK YOURMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTASSFECESDIPPEDFACES, I'M GONNA PUT ON THE OLD SHIZ!!!

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