We are recruiting and there's a fraction of a chance that we want you!
Not really, though.

Male or Female or She-male or weirdo?
The first girl you self harmed over? Lesbian or straight we don't give a fuck.
Describe your first sensual same sex experience:
Are you able to record yourself naked in front of a camera legally?
Have you ever tasted the tears of a prepubescent? Be honest. We'll know if you're lying.
Country you currently live in:
Past clans and why the fuck did you leave?
Picture of yourself:
You've got 50 words to arouse me:
Are you a virgin?
Favorite book you've read:
Favorite meal:
Why should we even consider you?