Apparently I have no say in the matter. I am contractually bound and owned by Bouncy Corp. I currently have my lawyers working on a loophole, but it looks grim since my lawyers sold me to Ishi in the first place.

Damn gambling debts.

Anyway, Its good to be back and working for such a quality company. I'll do my best to increase quarterly profits and push the corporate agenda whenever possible. I'm also donating my lunch breaks to the poor, in the company's name, to better Bouncy Corp.'s public image.

Oh, and I brought cake, its in the break room. Its delicious and made entirely of salmon.