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Originally Posted by Odlov View Post
I think Satan is much, much cooler than Allah.
Not only does Allah want to control every little detail of people's lives, but he commands them to praise him 5 times a day, which means he is very self-obsessed and probably insecure. Satan doesn't demand anything of anyone, and he's probably getting laid at this very moment.

i think that who ever thinks that the Satan is cool, is probably crazy. look at what god has given us, he created humans as beautiful as any being in the universe. he gave us a place to stay, and grow up. Satan is only in charge of torturing humans after the end of the world comes. Satan swore to disturb any human living on earth ever since God created Adam, the first human that was created by God. and muslims pray not just because Allah tells us to, we pray to THANK him for the things that he gave us and brought us. we pray to ASK him for stuff. and he always listens, he'll give a person his/her wish if he sees him/her as a hard working person and not the kind who sits there everyday, asking him to give him/her straight A's for his/her exams but didn't even study. he understands our pain, thats why he decreased the number of prayers we need to do from 50 times a day to 5 times. thats how kind he is.
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