This is my 500 word essay on why dry socks are important in business meetings. You know, to please the Basti.

I, Satiknee, personally think that dry socks are important in business meetings because monkeys. Er sorry. My head is a little caught up in that motherfucking monkeys moustache. That shit must have been cut by lasers! Avoid your god damn gazers. That's the guy who needs dry socks, Jesus Christ. I wonder if he is even a guy. That'd be some weird shit if it was a lady. could you imagine some other little moustached monkey kissing that. Do you think that's how those monkeys reproduce? I bet that's how. It's totally how they do it. They totally just kinda rub their moustaches together so fast the hot hot moustache rubbing just creates a fucking baby because of how ridiculously ridiculous that is. anyway, dry socks are important in business meetings because breasts.