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Originally Posted by Amethon View Post
I am pretty sure not many people sees metal listeners as Satan worshipers..



Good point. He is a pussy though. Getting owned by his own tooth or some shit.



And just how do you know they dance around fires, my good sir :o



I fully agree. But I think some of them has also just had a fucked up life.



I do not.
Why fight the power if it works?



You must know a lot of racoons.



Satan actually gives you stuff instead of demanding stuff, OMG!
The catch is just that you will go to hell. Gg.
God does not ask for your life until the end. He asks you to follow some rules untill you die after 70 years or so. Then you get infinite life in paradise, with everything you could ever imagine, plus a lot of other awesome stuff.

So what I am trying to point out is that you have 70 years of servace in exchange of infinite life with everything you want, in the one hand. In the other hand you have 70 years of being shit to other people and having sick thoughts, in exchange for giving your soul to the devil, and go to hell.

I would personally choose the first offer, would you not?

Lucifer was not a bad angel before after some time, therefore it was not God's fault that he became what he is today.

Also, if Lucifer had not turned out the way he did, there would be no need for God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit. If there was no need for them, then there would be no Christianity (which would suck in my opinion), and that would mean that there was nothing to live for, because the human would not know love, respect, friendship or anything else. Without those abillities the human would not be able to go to Heaven, because they cannot love their next and they cannot respect their parents.

The stupidity in that made me lol. You assume that the world is the way it is because of christianity? It is the way it is despite christianity >_>(I can write an essay on this fucking topic alone) There are plenty of reasons for me to live, love, and respect apart from the suggestion that an invisible skyman is watching everything I do. Are you arrogant or what. And even if that was not the case, there are multiple other faiths, and even some which worship the sun. At least you can see the sun, it grants your prayers at the same rate as god.

Regardless of your beliefs, immortal life is not very appealing to me, whether it be in some shiny mansion in the sky, or a flaming lake somewhere below the earth(possibly underneath jerusalem, or maybe moscow \o/)

Besides, have you personally burned for all eternity? No? Well its fucking exhilarating. What would remotely disturb me is if 'Satan' was one of those pesky timeshare people.
Last edited by Hyde; Jul 22, 2011 at 01:39 PM.
Hoss.