There once was a man named Steve. He enjoyed fapping and playing ps3 with his dog, Ky. That is also fapping, but he's playing the wii.
One day, Steve made Ky stop playing Wii and the dog ran away. Steve chased after the dog, but he was completely naked except for his hands and feets, which were still playing ps3 in the pajamas.
Ky ran back to Steve, they hugged each other and promised to always be together.

1 year later they decided to get married and have kids but Steve still never found his hands and feet and couldn't hold his kids, so he had to juggle them around like soccerballs with his knees. Sadly his kids then moved away with Ky to find a real mayeun with hands and feet who could hold the kids.

After that Steve decided to play some MW3 for a strait week without eating or sleeping or pooping or peeing. And he got the nuke.

Once Upon A Time long before books were made, people told stories of Sir Fappian the third, he was a brave knight who got alot of ass everyday and got a very long sword that he uses for various of different knight tasks.

One boring day sir fappian found a little girl called Milka, who started fapping when she saw his big sword, which he used to rape little kids from his kingdom figuratively speaking. He actually just used it to rape adults. In a cold winter morning, a few months later, he noticed that his dick was too small because of the cold. So he decided to cover it with a blanket to keep it warm and safe from winter mosquitoes but they found his dick and ate it anyway so now he has no dick.

He set out on a new adventure to find his dick's successor, which was found not too far away, a sexy guy called Colossal Dickhead, but there was just one problem, he had aids, but that's why condoms exists. Unfortunately the condom broke during his intercourse with his disabled mom so he does in fact have, aids. To cure the aids he had to find a very rare plant, that is almost impossible to find. After 1 week of searching he found the plant, which ended up being fried by a thunder (yeah, it was raining that day), and he could no longer be cured of AIDS.

Knowing this he decided to become the speader of the great killer. He went from coast to coast speading AIDS to every child, chicken, and preacher in every village he passed.

Miss Molly Mathers lives in Peru. Miss Molly Mathers says, "How do you do?" Henry Ford Phillips, a neighbor of hers, replies dear Miss Molly, let's cut the crap, you want me, I want you, let's make it happen. They made popcorn, juice, watched movies and finally, had sex all night long. In the next morning, when Henry Ford awoken to Miss Molly conceiving. It turns out she's some kind of mutant alien chick that was sent to get knocked up to have a hybrid baby, both human and alien. It was a last ditch attempt to save her species and perhaps repopulate her planet. Miss Molly's babies had superpowers, their powers were quite awesome. They had the power to play flute using the power of their farts, then those powers got removed and replaced with the ability to fly and the other one could control fire at will. As the years progressed the siblings beacame famous all throughout the world for their amazing powers. One day they found a little boy from Mexico called Juanito Burrito, he helped them get their fart powers back using the unholy stone of taco souls. Then the rock got destroyed and they were happy to get their awesome flying and fire powers back. A guy named ox had heard of the childrens strength and wanted to fight them, they set up a date and a meeting spot. The battle was all about farting and flying shit, so as she had only had the shitty flying power and the other guy had farts which is way more powerful, she died. One of the siblings died but the one with the fire abilities was still alive. Ox used his most powerful forbidden fart technique and it went straight towards the fire kid. The fire kid summoned all his strength and shot a huge inferno ball into the fart and it exploded, ox died in the explosion but the fire kid got away. Untill this day.. Nobody knows if the fire kid is still alive or not, but they say he watches over us and protects us from all that is evil.


The End