Once Upon A Time long before books were made, people told stories of Sir Fappian the third, he was a brave knight who got alot of ass everyday and got a very long sword that he uses for various of different knight tasks.

One boring day sir fappian found a little girl called Milka, who started fapping when she saw his big sword, which he used to rape little kids from his kingdom figuratively speaking. He actually just used it to rape adults. In a cold winter morning, a few months later, he noticed that his dick was too small because of the cold. So he decided to cover it with a blanket to keep it warm and safe from winter mosquitoes but they found his dick and ate it anyway so now he has no dick.

He set out on a new adventure