Hey, you might be wondering to yourself. "Who is gilbert?" "why should I care about him?" "What makes him so inexplicably attractive to the ladies?" "Why cant I get laid as often as him?". Well young Padiwan, here are all the answers to your questions.

• His real name is Gilbert Johnson the third.
• He grew up in a small town in the northern planes of Siberia.
• He is fluent in Russian, Spanish (the language of love), Canadian, and English.
• On weekends, Gilbert enjoys partying, drinking contests, and sexual encounters with his lady friends.
• Once he wrestled a bear, and ended up typing the bear into a knot with his toes.
• He knows all the secret to a women's pleasure.
• As a boy his father taught him how to live off of a tofu cube and a wooden stick for 3 days.
• And Lastly, Gilbert is immune to any sexually transmitted diseases; so he can have as many "wild encounters" as he pleases.

Now, i bet your thinking.... "What does this sex monster named Gilbert look like?" and to answer your questions we have a barrage of sexy poses done by Gil (as the lady's call him) during the 1993 winter Olympics; Which, interestingly enough he won after he entered as his own country.



More sexy pics are below.



Now, Here are the circumstances. Gilbert recently went through a hard break up, it was his first serious relationship in over 5 years. He needs someone to care for him and take him out "Clubbin like a bau5" to cheer him up. Maybe take a few shots play some darts, i dont care. He just needs a friend.

The Starting price for Gilbert is, 1tc
There is no minimum raise, but keep in mind. He was recently hurt very badly and its best not to insult him any more, he has been through a lot already.
There is no Autobuy, and this auction ends 48 hours after the last valid bid is placed.
Size: 512x512
Original Artist: Kowla
No Recolours


Please, help give Gilbert a home.