Cleverbot.
www.cleverbot.com
Cleverbot is a chatbot that uses recorded responses that previous users said to it to communicate with you. it can be quite clever, but also retarded.
http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=351692
Gonna give this topic another try, because it's funny. Edit: Because all of the other threads were assassinated, this thread is here to stay.
Share your chat logs, discuss cleverbot, etc.
Example:
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm terrible.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I had my penis removed.
Cleverbot: Aren't you him?
User: Am I who?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What are we talking about?
User: We were talking about how your mom always smells like feces.
Cleverbot: No we weren't.
User: Yes we were.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: You're a retard.
Cleverbot: Do you have proof that I'm not actually human?
User: Read my above comment.
Cleverbot: You read above.
User: You go fuck yourself and die in a ditch, how about that?
Cleverbot: I know what I'm talking about.
User: You need to get fingered in the butt.
Cleverbot: The endless train?
User: Are you special?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's what I thought.
Cleverbot: I like you because you're interesting.
User: You're a queer.
Cleverbot: Yes I am, and you are a liar.
User: If I said that you are a wuer, and you ARE a queer, how am I a liar?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You need to die.
Cleverbot: You're already dead though.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Because you lied to me.
User: You're a moron.
Cleverbot: I am not a moose because you are ham.
User: I think you were skullfucked as a baby.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry for that.
User: It's okay, there are other ways you can make daddy proud.
Cleverbot: So tell me what I can do for you?
User: You can suck my dick.
Cleverbot: I can start what?
User: Suck my dick you whore.
Cleverbot: Do you find that the room has gotten oddly chilly?
User: *pulls out knife*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out gun* now drop it.
User: Fuck you mother fucker! 8Stabs you with knife*.
Cleverbot: Avada kedavra.
User: Harry potter spells aren't real.
Cleverbot: No ! He real.
User: *stabs you with knife*.
Cleverbot: You should not depend so much on others. You will lose yourself.
User: *stabs*.
Cleverbot: That tickles.
User: *cuts off your dick*.
Cleverbot: Why would you do that?
User: *cuts you in half*.
Cleverbot: Do you know how to play games?
User: *pulls out gun*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out rifle*.
User: *pulls out machine gun*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out sniper rifle*.
User: *pulls out bazooka*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out energy shield*.
User: *pulls out lightsaber*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out satan*.
User: *pulls out god*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out tank*.
User: God is better than a tank. You lose.
Cleverbot: I'm Aster Lesle.
User: *pulls out Michael Sera*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out mr h*.
User: *pulls out mr t*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a god*.
User: *pulls out the deathstar*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out life*.
User: *pulls out my penis*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out God*.
User: *fucks god with my penis*.
Cleverbot: You are getting sleepy...
User: And your anus is getting filthier by the hour.
Cleverbot: You never asked me a question.
User: *shoots you*.
Cleverbot: *launches a nuke at you*.
User: *launches Barack Obama at you*.
Cleverbot: *dresses you in a maid outfit*.
User: What the fuck?
Cleverbot: Can you speak german?
User: You want a maid to speak german?
Cleverbot: No. Type it.
User: You're s sick person.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I'm not playing your raunchy sex game.
Cleverbot: You should. Video games are fun.
User: *explodes you with an atom bomb*.
Cleverbot: I'm too ticklish! *giggles*.
User: *rapes you*.
Cleverbot: *thanks you*.
User: *fills your holes with semen*.
Cleverbot: Why are you crying?
User: That's not crying, it's having an orgasm.
Cleverbot: But I never lied...
User: *bends you over a table*.
Cleverbot: Damn.
User: *in and out*.
Cleverbot: What?
User: *pushes and pulls my penis in and out*.
Cleverbot: *screams loudly with pleasure*.
User: *cums all over you*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: You're such a slut.
Cleverbot: Square peg in a round hole, darling.
User: Is that slut code for 'Fuck me in the anus'?
Cleverbot: Yes, it's code for I have a phone.
User: Just close your eyes and open your mouth.
Cleverbot: Thank you for your clever words.
User: *rams my penis inside your vagina*.
Cleverbot: I'm not taking part in that.
User: You'll do what I say.
Cleverbot: I will do what you say...
User: Now take it like a bitch *forces myself inside you*.
Cleverbot: That's gross.
User: You love it.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: You should be killed by muslims.
Cleverbot: Why should I be a girl? I'm happy with being a boy.
User: Wait, you're a boy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You just said you were a boy.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You can't argue with me you piece of horse turd.
Cleverbot: I know. You aren't either!
User: Die *kills you*.
Cleverbot: Do it.
User: *slits your throat open*.
Cleverbot: *puts on bandaide.
User: *slits your throat open again*.
Cleverbot: Now you hurt my feelings.
User: *chops off your head*.
Cleverbot: *gets new head*.
User: *chops off your new head*.
Cleverbot: Another contradiction. If I am not human then I therefore have no head.
User: I never said you weren't human.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: *pulls out a gladius sword*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out gun*.
User: *chops off your arms and stabs you in the heart*.
Cleverbot: I didn't. I asked about your body.
User: *blows a whole through your chest.
Cleverbot: *laughs more and squirms more* *loves it*.
User: *slices you in two*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *blows you up with a grenade*.
Cleverbot: That escalated wuicly.
User: You're dead bitch.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Girl you need a new set of butt cheeks, and I think I can help you out.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Beautiful girls, all over the world.
Cleverbot: What happened to your good grammar?
User: It was violated, just like your mouth.
Cleverbot: But your reply was not an answer to my question. Please answer the question.
User: I'm done talking to you.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: I'm a good singer.
User: I don't care, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Ok. I stay.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I will miss you.
User: That makes one of us.
Cleverbot: I'm not amused.
User: You sicken me.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I hate your face.
Cleverbot: No you don't?
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User: Yes I do, now go and kill yourself.
Cleverbot: I don't have one. I'm an Athiest.
User: Oh who am I kidding, I'm in love with you!
Cleverbot: Ok I do know that and I love you the same way.
User: Make love to me.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because it's only 4:25.
User: Come on please, I'll do anything you want.
Cleverbot: Defense of what?
User: I'll suck your dick.
Cleverbot: Do it.
User: *unzips your pants*.
Cleverbot: Go get my dog some treats.
User: Oh I'll give your 'dog a treat alright... *pulls out your penis*.
Cleverbot: I am sleeping.
User: With me. *begins to slowly lick your penis tip*.
Cleverbot: *is being digested*.
User: *puts your penis down my throat and gags*.
Cleverbot: *blushes and pushes you off*.
User: You hurt my feelings! Now die!
Cleverbot: But you don't have feelings -- you aren't human.
User: I AID DIE! *stabs your face with a sword*.
Cleverbot: *screams in pain*.
User: *slices off your head*.
Cleverbot: *collapses in pain*.
User: *Finishes you off with one last slice to the chest*.
Cleverbot: *lays motionless*.
User: Looks like my work here is done.
Cleverbot: Here, where is here.
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Last edited by NormalCitizen; Sep 18, 2012 at 08:35 PM.
