"Fuck your mother, you ungrateful son of a bitch."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ingratitude is nonsense."

"I am iron man."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I am iron man."(not half bad)

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Damn, damn, I just want to say: no, this is not a dream that ended the fleet continues to frame, to learn and to participate in some of the attacks in the class, and you will not be able to make more than 300 dead."

"What? Do they speak english in what? Say what one more time motherfucker, I dare you, say what one more goddamn time!"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"To take advantage of this. Did you know that in English? One of the things the Madwoman and bang, he once said, he said."

Original text:

"What did you say to me ya' scouse cunt?! I'll have you know Suarez is a faggot. Take Torres back, we'll throw in benitez too ya cunts."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Why they do not want to believe, if reason left to see Fernando Suarez and other resin. why Panserraikos Fernando Torres. George."