[Ethr] The Official Wolid Thread
Wolidism: The Religion
The Rules of Wolidism- Wolid is a Vengful Bitch.
- Offending Wolid is punishable by Death
- Wolid is your new god
- Shoveling makes Wolid cry
- Wolid is greater than Chuck Norris X Bruce Lee
- Wolid is, in part, Nijia's mother
- Those who follow wolid must do so in thier siggy
- Wolid is a God of Industry
- It is frowned upon to disrespect Wolid's stature and statue.
- Wolid's mother is a bitch.
- Wolid hates those who misspell Your and You're.
- Woolid is Wolid's brother.
- Scrub cannot be said in the presence of Wolid.
In Fuze 23:7 of the Holy Wible, Wolid spoke unto fuze: "Create me, for I am needed."
In Satan 43:1 of the Holy Wible, Wolid spoke of things to come: "For there shall be a non-believer to test thy followers. Raise against and banish the heritic before the coming fire devours all the sinners."
Last edited by InfernoXZ; May 25, 2013 at 01:35 PM.