well i don't think he has thought of it that extensively but i liked ur post ;p
anyway, i'm pissed..was relogging into steam and turns out i need to email verify them..guess what..my email was hacked ages ago and i couldn't change it. so now i sent a message to steamsupport with games I've bought some credit card info and what not..hopefully i'll get the account back.. I've spent more than 50dollars there.