Hello. I am intelligent, and very skilled. I was hoping that the excellent members of this clan would be willing to accept me into their group, as a friend, and a fellow Toribasher. I would be respectful of the tag, and the clan's traditions, and I would follow any rules that were deemed necessary by the leaders of this charming group.

It would be wonderful if you could respond to inform me of whether or not I have been accepted.

Should you decline my humble request, I will call you faggots, and spam your boards.

Yours truly, and sincerely

Vigilante