Hello all. I want somebody to draw me a disgusting, ugly, evil noob head!

I'll pay around 250tc, maybe up to 1k if it's really good. I prefer if it's assymetric. It has to depict a person. I prefer if it's not drawn in MsPaint (unless you're really good with it). Back end preferrably doesn't meet up.

So again: it's best if it depics an evil person and is simple and ugly, and noobish. Thank you, hoping to get a head here!