Originally Posted by HolyButler

What gender are you: Female ofc
Do you understand how to work an oven: yep
If you have an exceptionaly delectable cookie recipe that you think we may find useful please explain the ingredients and cooking process: buy a cookie. Shit on it with chocolate chips.
Is it dobbys fault: Absolutely.
Do you have any special expertise such as braiding hair, baking or sowing: Eh..gargling dicks (if it counts)
Rewrite Abraham Lincolns famous speach as a incredibly descriptive recipe to bake our world renowned Wood Elf™ cookies: Whats speach? ;o
Why the fuck do you want to join a cookie-themed clan anyway: Cause i can.