EDIT: Weakness pays.


This is depressing.


It started out fairly well, besides the fact that my hand just flew 50 feet away, and in all, I got 4 DMs on Uke (once again getting a split rather than both legs) but in going for taking out his legs it all declined very quickly.

From that point I managed to decapitate myself, lose use of both arms, and completely knock off my own legs for a total of 6 DMs against myself.


No self-destructive move was intended for that purpose, but I didn't want to start over so I kept going each time.
...
Which turned out to be a mistake.


P.S. I'm aware of how noobish and stiff a lot of the moves are, but this is a RIDICULOUS replay and I wanted to keep the original events intact (if you can say that) з_з



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EDIT: TOTAL FAIL
TOTAL EPIC FAIL
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
*sob* I was just trying to do a madman!

>>>There is now a sequel<<<
All to get his arm off. Total of 7 self-DMs. I swear they weren't intentional.
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EDIT 2:
Now a third in the series of epic fails.
Yup, I'm a pro.
A pro at failing.
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Side-edit:
Yeah... I win every time... Increases level of absurdity.