I wholeheartedly apologize, my ever-fragrant chaps.

Even though I am, in fact, the Fќhrer of the Grammar Nazis, I still do commit mistakes on an isolated case basis, especially since I haven't reached my final form yet (I can't wait to get my 19-inch penis).

In my defense, it's really hard to type on a teeny iPhone while being bombarded by heavy rain while riding on the back of a tricycle (the Philippine public transportation variety; I suggest you look it up if you need more context).

Well, for purposes of posterity, here's the revised version of that word:

succinct