The clan that should have been created along time ago has finally been created! One Melon decided it was time... He practiced all day long and all night. Sometimes his human mother would tell him, "Shut the fuck up with all that!", but he wouldn't. He would get his ass whooped often, but that still didn't stop him. Then one day he did the impossible. He stood, squatted,spread his legs and farted so loud that it broke 257,475,691 windows in a very large radius from where he was standing. Then he got on his computer and created a clan named TwerkTeam. The End. Oh and some amazing people joined like spidermang, infectedpube, Chilledon, and Bands.
Allies
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Bank:
Tc: 15,000
Donaters:
Chilledon - 10k
Goals
[] Get Official
[] 100k in bank
[] Earn below 10 Clan rank
[] Win 10 Clan Wars
[] Get 500 posts on clan thread
Members Stories
Sugar... Spice... and everything Nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect Melon. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical M. Thus ManlyMelon was Born!!! Using his amazing super powers, became the proud Leader of TwerkTeam.
One day, there was a dirty ol' band sitting on the ground. Then some mysterious man picked up that band, and took it home. Then he cleaned the band and refurbished it. Then he gave it life and decided to call it Bands! Then one day, Bands decided that he can make her dance.
Twas a verry manly can ...... Can decided on exactly july 12 1977 that he would twerk till his glutes where so firm that he could crush people heads with dat ass .... the manliest can that can twerk and drop dat thunt a thuh
During the creation of the solar system, chemicals formed to create this unusual substance called "Chilledon" after years of wear and tear by asteroids hitting the earth, it somehow devoloped an ass, and the substance touched it. The feeling of his ass being touched made it shake. Some say it is still shaking to this day. If you listen very closely at night, some people claim to hear his juicy ass jiggling. Watch out kids ;)
Once there was a very happy tree. Some dumbass scientist spilled some shit on the tree and the tree threatened to beat the shit out of him. The scientist was scared so he offered some enhanced marijuana to the tree, and the tree happily accepted the offer. The tree snatched the marijuana from the scientist, and sat down. He took 3 puffs and felt a little funny. "Oh no" the happy tree said. The scientist look at the tree and started laughing in a very evil manner. The tree stood up and started shaking his ass up and down. He soon started wall twerking. That's how the Happytree became the Happytree1
11/3/13 We beat Vector on our first clan war.
We will start kicking people who are not active on the clan thread or app thread! You must post at least 10 times a week!
BTW check out da new clan vid.
Last edited by ManlyMelon; Nov 30, 2013 at 10:24 PM.
