HTOTM: FUSION
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"So I was polishing my penis the other day, a good ole spit shine, old girl needs it once in a while, and I noticed, my penis is black. So then my dad walks in and a misunderstanding ensues since I was in my sisters room over as she slept, the argument escalated and I noticed that too there was too much, "I was calmly polishing my phallus dad, jeeez" and he mistook my polishing for masturbation, I WAS COMMITTING A SELFLESS ACT AND POLISHING MY PROUD SHIM-LAM-DOOBLY AND HE MISTAKES MY ACTIONS OF HONER FOR SUCH DEBAUCHERY, so I proposed a penis battle, so me and my dad both put our pants behind our legs and we started slapping meat sticks. It was a rough fight since my dad was the national penis fencing champion, but I was determined to clear my name, he got me with his old nutsack attack, and slapped his testicles in my face, I countered with a ha-dou-kum attack, he fell and regained himself and headed for the armory for which he can shield his weinerdog, he ran in and I pursued. I opened the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur."