Post here some Quotes From MSN or IRC etc
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IRC

<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense

IRC

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

MSN (Conversation (7 People)
BLADE MC:asdasdadasd
BLADE MC::]
taylor_haher:wtf
Defqon:Blade you are egghaed
Defqon:
Defqon:Egghead*
BLADE MC:WHO IS AN EGGHEAD EGGFACE?!
HaXBoX:You are
PauL:rofl nice hax
BLADE MC:Ah (bleep) you hax
BLADE MC:No one talked to yew
BLADE MC:Bitch.
HaXBoX:NOU
Defqon:Stfu Blade
Defqon:O: <
PauL:YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!!
HaXBoX:LOL!!!!
HaXBoX:LMFAO!!
Defqon:PauL Is An Rasist D:
Defqon:Racist*


[This one was big one ]

In Game
Oromis107:it's An green guy watch out
flyant:why?
Oromis107:Green guys got 9000+ Power
Oromis107:Which makes they power level
flyant:bs
Defqon:LOL
Oromis107:OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!
Defqon:PINGAS!!

IRC [rea.irc.gr]

Greek IRC Server [Translated]

<Sexy_nadia17>:Hey guys.. ;)
<Defqon>:Hi.
<Phant0m>:O hi
<HaXBoX>::3
<HaXBoX>:ohai ^.^
<Sexy_nadia17>:Can you please make me op
<Sexy_nadia17>:I camsex and i got sexy boobs
<Defqon>:O_O
<Stefanakis>:....
<Sexy_nadia17>:?//
<HaXBoX>:...
<HaXBoX>:wtfh
<Sexy_nadia17>:WHAT?
<Phant0m>:cyber sex sux
<Phant0m>:I'm not coming
<Defqon>:>_>
<HaXBoX>:>_>
<HaXBoX>:Please gtfo
<Stefanakis>:lol hax
*GiORGoS Kicked Sexy_nadia17 "Get The (bleep) out whore."



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IRC DALnet
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
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<Ouroboros> Whoops

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language


<DigiGnome> Real life should have a !"#$ search function, or something.
<DigiGnome> I need my socks.