Ok, just one million and change. Which makes the title a lie, a filthy filthy lie!

So I accept tc and usd.

My rates:

1k per usd (jk, I dunno waddafak the rate is, just make a stupid offer)
or
9k per 9k (no haggles)

Also, artist is me, size is 512 and no recolors, wait wat...

Current stock is: 1,481,952

Edit:

So, story time.
My post, my dear post, will be forever sullied with an edit thanks to some high society aristocrat from uptown who was questioning my moral fiber. THANKS A LOT. GAWD.
And to make this a useful edit, here are some abbreviates for to educate you: ; " ' . ? ! . , 1 2 3 4 5. Thank you. Jonatan.