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Originally Posted by Hyperviper
fill me in on what I missed

Ok so basically Nabi put all the money they earned so far on Toribash into buying options on the moon, and they began expanding it into a DeathStar v. 2.0. Sadly, due to recent setbacks in his alcoholism, veb accepted a couple of...sketchy building plans. The worst decision might have been the decision to allow Disney to build a Resort Park on the DeathStar.

Shortly after finish, Michael Eisner's attempt on a military coup is successful, and due to his Micky Mouse-caused insanity, he planned on evaporating the Earth.

Luckily, GMan escaped the brig and managed to push the selfdestruct button, which made all constructions on the moon blow up, just after the Nabi staff had managed to escape in a space capsule.

When they got back, they got heaps of money back from the insurance companies, which ultimately caused a near economical collapse in the US, but that was sorted out when Nabi bought America.

And now Hampa is the unofficial President of the World.

...but other than that, not much have changed.

PS: Welcome back.