Ackuna's bad translator
I don't think this breaks the rules, unless "games" of any kind are included in the "survey" thing. If this is against the rules I'm out of here lmao
Basically this translator translates shit several times over and the results are hilarious, I'll provide examples:
Original text:
"lol i was talking to some chubby military wannabe this morning, he was like "omg i cried of joy when they killed osama bin laden, 9/11 is avenged" do people really not realize that osama's been dead since like, 2002? he had kidney cancer or something"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
" Come on baby I can tell you that this is the army, Dave today, today, Oh, my God, my God, how I started to cry, the tears, the joy to kill Osama bin Laden ,911 report. Everyone, from the year 2002, Osama bin Laden is dead, and it's a tumor or something, I don't know."
Original text:
"Masturbation is a sin praise allah"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Masturbation, ladies and gentlemen, I thank God."
Original text:
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in go"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"What I want this asshole is a mystery under the sea, and attack al-Qaeda, and the death of more than 300 people have been confirmed,I'm ready."
Original text:
"fuck her right in the pussy"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"...Poppy."
"1. I don't need to know who you are; you created the abomination of an incest Family and left my pizza emoji out of your screenshot... your basic ass Samsung Note 1 obviously can't handle such high end grapikz. I dislike you. cunt lick."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"1. I'm pregnant, you should know, dirty family incest pizza, 1 Samsung side growing attention, of course, I love you grapikz all the cat spit."
"Adalia Rose ain't got no sex appeal but I still g'on stick my dick in that maggot infested mouth homie yafeel."
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Adalia rose charm, but I, sir. Wing Chun give my penis worm infection for each of my mouth yafeel."
"Mew mew"
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"The Ministry of electricity and water Ministry of electricity and water"
[4:22:01 PM] Mud: this asshole is a mystery under the sea, SPONGE-BOB-SQUARE-PANTS
