Earlier this morning I woke up to a frantic message from a friend who chooses to remain anonymous that another one of our prized Girl Scouts have fallen. In the early morning hours Natejas was wandering through his prized cube watermelon garden when tragedy struck. In a freak conglomeration of sick and twisted events Natejas was run over and promptly sucked into and through a combine harvester.


These mechanical monstrosities, they have claimed another.


Rest in peace, Nate. You will forever live on as a true Girl Scout.