If someone makes me a purple octopus wearing a ski mask, i'll pay them 18k TC, I also want him to have a tobacco pipe, with a thread of visible smoke dissipating off of it.

I want the style of the portrait to be an oil painting, nothing cartoon.

and I want the resolution to be VIP sized, (150x150px).

if I really like it, i'll throw in an expensive item from my inventory.