i wrote a poem
please sticky

THE THIGGIST
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i woke up to the sound
of shrieks and painful cries
thiggist here by holds the crown
the people fainted with demise

not that the man is bad
but because his justu is rough
they say a man must be mad
to have a jutsu that's so tough

for chakra, he screams
for genjutsu, he yells
you've never seen better memes
unless you tip your fedora with jingle bells

"M'LADY" - thiggist said
threw his fedora : now you're dead
put a bullet to his head
but you're caught in hiiiss genjutsuuu
the pistol fires, bullet-jutsu
now you're the real one dead
the bullet curved straight for your bed
while you slept, cause you're afraid
you're just scared of the reeeaaaalll hokageeeeeeee