fell through the window of my (2 story) house when I was 6 or 7
it was raining
my sister kept watching "wishbone" even after she saw me go through
my mom only knew because I was crying so loud
thank god I had the sense to put up my arms and not take it in my head
broke both my arms, each one in 2 places. whenever I do a punching motion, big *snap* but it doesn't hurt
another one
jumping on bed, fall off
ear + table = ear - big chunk of ear
I still have a big peice of my ear with no cartilage in it, it's like flat.
it was raining
my sister kept watching "wishbone" even after she saw me go through
my mom only knew because I was crying so loud
thank god I had the sense to put up my arms and not take it in my head
broke both my arms, each one in 2 places. whenever I do a punching motion, big *snap* but it doesn't hurt
another one
jumping on bed, fall off
ear + table = ear - big chunk of ear
I still have a big peice of my ear with no cartilage in it, it's like flat.
On 18, 2008 of the year August, we shall have tea. The following day we eat anyone wearing purple clothes. Then we get into tanks, drive a mile away from each other, and start firing random shells into the air. First one to hit the other tank gets a 5 second head start in the 1 legged race.
In the one legged race, you will be hogtied and forced to compete in the Boston marathon using your penis only. We shall also set down bear traps, landmines, barbed wire, and floating thumbs. Your penis will be painted to resemble an illusion that looks like a 3-D steak; as a result, several Dobermen and Rottweilers we will be taking for a walk that morning which have been starved the previous week may attack.
In the one legged race, you will be hogtied and forced to compete in the Boston marathon using your penis only. We shall also set down bear traps, landmines, barbed wire, and floating thumbs. Your penis will be painted to resemble an illusion that looks like a 3-D steak; as a result, several Dobermen and Rottweilers we will be taking for a walk that morning which have been starved the previous week may attack.
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