There once was a sarcophagous warrior who slayed the majestic snuffleupagus, then chewed on his strawberry flavored Gum made of children. After, he said, "You Mad bruh?" then tore off his pubic hairs then used them to force feed his very unfortunate siblings. "THIS IS SPARTA"he said. His foot lifting up with terror, enlightenment and much pleasure BASHED through the