Hey! Here you can post some Yo Momma jokes! You can put more than just one too! I'll start!

Ok this is and OLD SKOOL one!

Yo Momma so fat, when she jumpped off the ship, the whales were singing with her, 'We are family! Even though you're fatter than me!'

Yo Momma so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway!

Yo Momma so fat, when she sat on the rainbow Skittles came out!

Yo Momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, to be continued!