Back from my best friends home and finally being able to browse the forum again :3
I remember when I was a child, my grandmother had hens in her house, and there was also a chicken so they would breed, but the chicken was so aggressive towards humans my grandmother had to carry a tree branch to make it go away. One day the chicken went straight to attack and he choped the branch like it was nothing. That memory will stay with me forever, fucking Chuck Norris chicken.
(The chicken had to be killed due to its aggressiveness D: )