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Alcohol for dummies
A bunch of people drinks alcohol. Supposedly more than 3/4 parts of the population. There is no one that doesn't know someone that drinks alcohol. Here are some things i want to rise.

First of all, no one starts to drink alone. Alcohol is a nasty fucking shit, and for those who say no, remember that when you drink alcohol, it is not something like "oh sweet delicacy, which strengthens my body and gives me life. My mind expands to new dimensions" instead, it would be something like "eeyY BruHh, duuuD Gimme ur siSteh i wanna hav faN" *pukes*. Alcohol continues to be a substance that poisons our body. And if most people know this , why do they continue to taking it?

There is an experiment called, 'Social Experiment' Five monkeys and a ladder. Which shows how a paradigm is created in society. And to put it another way on how this relates to alcohol; When young people partying, and friends offers them alcohol and says "Hey drink drink dont be a pussy cmon drink, it taste gud cmon take a bit and if you dont like it then dont drink more but drink drink take a bit" that way of insist and fuck them to get intoxicated, later they will do it with others and got intoxicated without really knowing logically why they're poisoning their bodies every time they go out.

There is always a tendency to start taking these drinks with a social group in which they usually drink it and people wants to join them or be accepted into it. Whether in a place like a bar, party, a game or simply think on having an image of that social group. The action of consuming alcohol is considered in many places of the world as something "cool", male, adult, mature, etc.

Another thing, how many people you know who drink 'responsible' and never have been given a tremendous binge? I can count them with just one hand. And how many people you know that religiously drink alcohol and get drunk till get to painful and ridiculous moments, unable to make a simple movement? yeah, you know u know a lot of them.

And then, thinking on the consequences. Alcohol, costs me money. Alcohol poisons me. Alcohol, tastes fucking shit. And for everyone who has the balls THIS BIG:

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And telling me that alcohol does not tastes like shit, I'm going to remember to y'all how many times you have seen THIS FACE every time someone drinks:

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So here is the question again, why they take it? Why a person begins to poison his body, reaching to extreme points in such a stupid way?

For pure social lubricant. People who use alcohol to relate to other humans, either to talk, fuck, maintain social image, etc. and many people consider the only escape to do what they wanted to do.

Alcohol is for fools.

Oh, you don't think so? Then, explain how is it that alcohol is not stupid.
Last edited by Jodus; Sep 20, 2015 at 02:15 AM.