Nick: ATD
Age: 69 (llladies?)
Belt: No belt, I have sag swag.
Forum Activity: Super high..
Ingame Activity: Level 1337
Past Clans: Everyone single one that matters.
Bad History: Well... I've been charged with a few cases of aggravated sexual assault on the male gender. Typically has resulted in a slap on the wrist and few thing being placed where they shouldn't (..or should ;).
Why do you want to join: Oh my godd this clan is so amazing I seriously love it. All the friendly loving faces, and the really highly skilled players. I want to carry on the legacy that is ultimate. Plus, I'm like super good at this game.
What can you offer to Ultimate? Ultimate punishment to all foes who dare oppose the Ultimate Regime. I will stand, cock in hand... I mean rock in hand. Ready to smash the opposition.

Accept me.

Do it.


"Just do it" - Shia LaBeouf