(Alternate storyline: I was walking through the woods or something when a Mudkip came down in golden light and told me to start a cult that Anonymous needed to come to Toribash.
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One month ago...
Anonymous, in Toribash, is a group of united and powerful players with varying but similar goals. We have no leader, we have no followers; we are one and many. We are Anonymous. We do not Forgive. We do not Forget.
We are not a stereotypical clan that simply wants to get big, or powerful, or rich. We want everything, and we will attain it. Expect us.
Membership is limited only to people with skill in game, a whole lot of common sense, and a knowledge of the internets. Members are permitted to recruit anyone who completely meets these requirements. (Sorry, your little brother Billy can't join just because you're in Anonymous.) Any members recruited must remember who recruited them or they will be reevaluated or kicked altogether. (We keep track of who is recruiting who, so we can stop the occasional idiot who gets in from recruiting more idiots.)
Look for okybibuy or another [Anon]-tagged member in game or in the chat room to get evaluated.