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More vebtasticular items.
Just like the demon left foot, only sillier.
Blood Vodka
Blood Vodka was originally made in the middle of the Raging Luerio War. Right when there seemed no hope of a victory, a battalion right in the heat of the battle created the most astonishing vodka of them all... Blood Vodka, named for their fallen. It was with this vodka, the ToriEruopi managed to win their war.
Price: 200,000 tc
Requires: 10000 Qi
hampa's knife
This knife was used by hampa to cut off his leg after it was trapped by a massive boulder when he was mountain climbing with Kai-Tiger. Kai-Tiger was so scared when the boulder fell on hampa's leg that he ran away. hampa later found him and cut off both of his legs. This is a masterpeice of Tori history.
Price: 5,500,000 tc
Highland Tomatoes
The Highland Tomatoes are one of the most popular drugs in the universe. It has LSD, Cannabis and DXM as well as the flavour of tomatoes. The high lasts differently for many people, but for some, it does not work at all. Because of the demand, this drug is very expensive.
Price: 1,200,000 tc
Master Sikus' Toy Piano
This is the toy piano that once belonged to the legendary Master Siku. When Siku disappeared upon exploration of a blackhole, his items were auctioned off. This is one of the few items up for public auction.
Price: 850,000 tc
Here they are
Blood VodkaBlood Vodka was originally made in the middle of the Raging Luerio War. Right when there seemed no hope of a victory, a battalion right in the heat of the battle created the most astonishing vodka of them all... Blood Vodka, named for their fallen. It was with this vodka, the ToriEruopi managed to win their war.
Price: 200,000 tc
Requires: 10000 Qi
hampa's knifeThis knife was used by hampa to cut off his leg after it was trapped by a massive boulder when he was mountain climbing with Kai-Tiger. Kai-Tiger was so scared when the boulder fell on hampa's leg that he ran away. hampa later found him and cut off both of his legs. This is a masterpeice of Tori history.
Price: 5,500,000 tc
Highland TomatoesThe Highland Tomatoes are one of the most popular drugs in the universe. It has LSD, Cannabis and DXM as well as the flavour of tomatoes. The high lasts differently for many people, but for some, it does not work at all. Because of the demand, this drug is very expensive.
Price: 1,200,000 tc
Master Sikus' Toy PianoThis is the toy piano that once belonged to the legendary Master Siku. When Siku disappeared upon exploration of a blackhole, his items were auctioned off. This is one of the few items up for public auction.
Price: 850,000 tc
Here they are
On 18, 2008 of the year August, we shall have tea. The following day we eat anyone wearing purple clothes. Then we get into tanks, drive a mile away from each other, and start firing random shells into the air. First one to hit the other tank gets a 5 second head start in the 1 legged race.
In the one legged race, you will be hogtied and forced to compete in the Boston marathon using your penis only. We shall also set down bear traps, landmines, barbed wire, and floating thumbs. Your penis will be painted to resemble an illusion that looks like a 3-D steak; as a result, several Dobermen and Rottweilers we will be taking for a walk that morning which have been starved the previous week may attack.
In the one legged race, you will be hogtied and forced to compete in the Boston marathon using your penis only. We shall also set down bear traps, landmines, barbed wire, and floating thumbs. Your penis will be painted to resemble an illusion that looks like a 3-D steak; as a result, several Dobermen and Rottweilers we will be taking for a walk that morning which have been starved the previous week may attack.
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