it's just as cool as christmas, right? RIGHT?

I know we're like half way through the holiday... but we gots to show 'dem christians WHERE WE AT!

We're not gullible enough to imagine a magical man giving us presents... santa claus is such an obvious fake! What makes more sense then the hanukkah fairy giving you presents every night because a little bit of oil lasted 8 days/nights, thousands of years ago! It all makes sense!