WARNING: THIS SECTION HAS BEEN LABLED AS CRINGE AND IS NO LONGER ACCURATE

STATS
Date of birth: 22nd april 1998
Location: Gothenburg, Sweden
Gender: Dude
Name: Joakim (Jocke)
Height: 188cm
Weight: 68kg
Studying: Computer science and psychology
Cats: 2
Big peepee: Yes

When I started playing almost 7 years ago, Oblivion's legendary spar with the same name was fresh out the box and put in defaults. It, along with Nightin's South Africa and Nuthug's headpass blew my mind and I saved my first replay just a few days later.

Dumb as a brick as I was I thought my replay had somehow been picked up by the game and recognized as super good(I thought it was pretty cool) and that it had been put in defaults for everyone else to see. I was so proud I even told my mom about it only to be super dissappointed when I saved my second replay and realized how bad I was a couple days later.

Either way I was instantly hooked on the game, mostly trying to pull off a move I called "the scorpion" in taekkyon. After a few months of playing I found out about sparring and once again was captivated. You can see possibly my first spar ever in this super embarassing video from over six years ago, made on my school MacBook. Time flies.

I very quickly picked up sparring and in the summer of 2012 I thought I was hot shit because people always asked me for spars and my rooms were always crowded. Also I sparred Swex once or twice during this summer which was absolutely monumental for me. Again it is all recorded on my youtube channel where I used to make super cringy montages. Terrible as they are I was actually pretty good at sparring for the time and this was my first taste of fame. Very arousing for a shy boy and my ego grew faster than my skill could keep up with.
Still I improved rapidly and by 2013 I was one of the most popular sparrers and replaymakers. Looking back I think it was mostly because I hyped myself up to new players and because I was a very active multiplayer sparrer. My first real recording of fame is probably in this early video by Mocucha. It might be hard to belive now but I had a raging boner for several days from watching this the first time, and it was actually a pretty damn decent level of what we called realism at the time.

My fame and skill grew steadily during the following years and most of you probably know about me and my antics by this point. By early 2014 I had given up on traditional spinny sparring and was on the verge of quitting the game when I found replays by Binklawz on the forum. This guy made stuff nobody had ever seen before and once again I was captivated. We started MAS together some time in the first quarter of 2014 and fought eachother several times per day. Nothing can last forever though and after a couple months of MAS i lost interest in the game again. Thankfully Binklawz stayed active and kept the legacy we had built up intact, he shaped MAS as we know it today and I am lucky to have been apart of the great impact he has had on the realism scene, especially on the multiplayer spectrum.

From this point on I only played the game on and off, much because of circumstances in my personal life but also because Toribash felt stale. You can only make so many spars or Ukebashes before the game gets repeaditive. Hacking which I had dabbled in before became what brought me back to the game, even if it was often temporary.

I'm not entirely sure what my first introduction to hacking came from, but I am fairly certain it was something done by the monster of a man, Oblivion. In Feb 2013 I posted my first hacked replay. It's an absolute nightmare to look at now but at the time I was very satisfied. Hacking was extremely rare and I was one of a handful of people who had even attempted it.

As my understanding of the physics behind the game grew, so did my skill with hacking, or perhaps it was the other way around. Either way by the 2015 single player world cup I produced two hacked replays, both of which won best replay of the round and also secured my first default replay.
The unholy remnant - My first time using a script for hacking
Slumdog Vigilante, which is in defaults - The first step towards the really elaborate replays I produce now

In late 2017 I produced Soldier of Fortune, which was the factor that pushed me over the edge and got me the golden name.

Since then I have also worked on The Gardener of Men, a replay more on the hacking heavy side, and Passion for War, the most violent and intense replay Toribash has ever seen, and quite frankly also the most fun replay I've ever made. As I'm writing this it is about 70% done and you can expect it to be complete by next weekend.

I've been on the hacking game for almost 5 years now. My interest for movies, being special and my innate nerdiness has allowed me to take on the walls of text in Notepad and make some interesting replays. Many of you have probably seen my stuff in videos or in the default folder, but those old pieces pale in comparison to what I have planned for the future. It's gotten to the point where even Nuthug claims I'm the better replaymaker(I don't buy it, I just have more free time), but I attribute my success mostly due to a lack of competition.
Very few people seem interested in hacking and it's a damn shame because in my eyes hacking is the only way the replay scene is ever going to move forward.

I've always been a creative person and particularly interested in architecture, so when the modmaker was released in 2012 I was on that train like a smoker on a bag of cheetos.
Much thanks to the lack of lack of real envs for sparring and to my large activity ingame at the time the Nature Sparring modpack became some of the most popular sparring mods of all time. This was before the object limit was raised from 16 to 128, and one could whip up a sparring mod in 15 minutes.

As the object limit was raised modders raised the bar significantly. I got away with being lazy because of my popularity and created the Battlegrounds Sparring modpack, something which Obazu rightfully scolded me for. It was quite dramatic but I eventually realized he was right, you shouldn't feed the players low-tier trash just because they are starving for content. And so I raised the quality of my mods, and that whooping from Obazu was the first needle to deflate my out of proportion ego, making me the extremely humble person I am today. Possibly the most humble. More than you'd realize

In 2013 I made the Sparring Practice series of mods, the first one which became very popular.

Contrary to popular belief I haven't only made sparring and parkour mods. I've also made a couple funmods, like WILD WACKY DIRT SKIING, largely inspired by the most fun funmod, Urban Skiing.

Some other noteable projects I have worked on:The Legendary Weapons modpack, - a collection of some fantastical weapons that I try to update occationally.

Parkour_Mirrors_Edge - Probably the most popular non-default parkour mod ever made, with 1700+ downloads on the forum and 29.000+ views on youtube. Not that impressive of a mod in itself it got remarkably popular thanks to Mocucha and I am very happy so many people enjoyed it. A part 2 is currently in the works

And of course the countless other mods I have created, too many to link individually and too many to remember.

The official meme thread
18+ pages and hundreds of tasty memes. Always picks me up on a bad day.


My replay thread
Still going after damn near 6 years, all my posted replays have been posted here. Also the third most viewed private replay thread of all time. W0w


My wishlist for Toribash and Toribash Next
Self explanitory, I thought I made some good points here.


Highest accurate throw
I flamed Tamer0 in my [Urban] application and out of spite Numbers promised me a place in the clan if I could beat his highest throw record. So I did. Still didn't get in though but jokes on them they're dead now >:-)
The record has since been beaten. Also I've scored a couple of other records over the years but they have no funny stories behind them.


The worlds first double corkscrew
I've never been an avid tricker but apparantly I was the first player to land a double cork.
It looks shit but this was pretty cool at the time


The process of making a really elaborate replay
Just me describing my process of making big replays, might be an interesting read


How to get started with hacking
Nothing here yet but now that I've promised to make a tutorial I can't back down. Hacking tutorials I've seen lack depth and real examples, stay tuned for my take on it


The original MAS thread
How the MAS movement humbly started. A lot of replays and a lot of nostalgia.


A couple of videos involving me
Jisse - Take me away by Mocucha. 2014, currently 36.000 views
Jisse - Let It Die by Mocucha. 2015, 12.000 views
How To Spar In TORIBASH by Concon. 2013, 12.000 views
I thought this one was kinda dumb and funny, it was a different time back then
Parkour Mirrors Edge Presentation by Mocucha. 2014, 29.000 views
Jisse - Sparring Mods by Mocucha. 2012, 7.000 views
Runfight&styleXV by Mocucha. 2012, 293.000 views
One of the first videos I was every featured in
JOHN WICK in Toribash by Concon. 2017, 38.000 views
EVIL RESSURECTION by Concon. 2018, 1.400 views
NINJA WEAPONS In TORIBASH by Concon. 2017, 92.000 views
Jisse - The fallen shadow by Mocucha. 2012, 83.000 views

Fred - My earliest Toribash friend. Toughest guy on the forum, 22 inch arms. Watch out for this guy

[Hunters] The clan - My first official clan. Super cool guys, have a lot of good memories with them. God bless and rest in peace

Oblivion - The first player I idolized. Helped me get started with hacking. Possibly my favorite replay maker ever

Mocucha - Good friend, helped me get to where I am today. Made the coolest videos back in the day

Binklawz - Best sparrer to ever live, at least when it comes to busting faces. Helped me through some really tough times without even knowing it. Rides a sick MC, fucks the cutest girls, does the best dope and fights the toughest knuckleheads. Basically a martial arts rockstar

Obazu - The ultimate modder and my mentor for a long time. Made me get real. Cool guy, working on some interesting mods and concepts. Take notes devs

Swex - Sick replaymaker and the best spinny sparrer, has the moves like no other. Cool dude and better than me at League

NutHug - The Captain. Best in the world at everything he tries. The ultimate OG. Helped me get through tough times with fatherly advice, also great at discussing hacking with. Genius level IQ, the man behind the scripts. Without him hacking would be nothing.

My Swedish pals - Cool guys but terrible taste in music

Pusga - Used to CnC my replays when nobody else would. Cool lad but he plays weird games

Larfen - Sick Ukebasher with the sickest afro. The best Smash player I've ever talked to

Videogames/BishopONE/Bish - Always slaps people in the IRC, no idea how he manages. Also a funny dude

Shook - Best artist, nicest guy. Speaks the best speak. My partner in mental illness

[T] - !

I've probably forgotten about 20 people. If I was ever nice to you it meant I liked you