I like drunk stories tbh

Like once, I decided to drink a lil at a party. Usually I'm able to go for at least as hour of drinking before I actually get drunk (because I usually drink somewhere around the 5-15% alcohol range). But that night I was just really out of it and got drunk with just a sip of wine. So drunk me decided to text one of my friends. I asked her for some dick pics and at that moment she knew I was drunk. She ended up playing along and the next morning I just saw my camera roll full of just random dick pics.